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Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-16

Author: Ellie
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Tuesday
Sep 16,2008

I can’t believe how exhausted I still am after 10 hours of sleep. Holy crap I have a lot of email.
Google Reader just says 1000+. . . Thinking I should just mark all read and move on with my life.
Adding camp people to my Google Reader account. Reid Mihalko. . . so fucking dreamy ;)
I am completely useless. I have so many sex toys to get reviews out for. Tried some at camp ;)
I like that every time I look at the sunburn on my boobs I think of the fun I had in the pool this weekend. That was lovely.
And I have to say that sunburned nipples are not as bad as they sound. I have more sensitivity and they are hard all the time.
@ Thanks babe. Yes, just slightly owie. My tan is fabulous – I was so naughty about not wearing sunblock but I don’t burn badly.
@ Wow, seriously? Why?
@ I just need a volunteer to lick them and blow cool air on them.
@ Nice! I hear there are some pretty beaches to photograph in the South ;)

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Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-15

Author: Ellie
Filed under: 25 Words

Monday
Sep 15,2008

@ won one of the vibes donated by @ . Friskiest pet!
On the way home from camp and making a long toy wishlist!

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Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-14

Author: Ellie
Filed under: 25 Words

Sunday
Sep 14,2008

Just finished a fun sensation scene that I co-topped with Jay. Later I am working in the "brothel".
The brothel was amazing. I can’t believe how much it was like phone calls with clients.
Spent much of the day so far lounging in the pool. Looking forward to Lolita’s class on ageplay in a bit.

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Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-13

Author: Ellie
Filed under: 25 Words

Saturday
Sep 13,2008

Evening included chore duty and a knife scene. There was a cherry! Tommorrow Jay and I are getting mummified together.
Just watched a game of butt plug ring toss. Today is beautiful, I hope that the weather holds.

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Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-12

Author: Ellie
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Friday
Sep 12,2008

Cuddle party was illuminating and surprisingly emotional for me.
@ Cant wait to see you here!
Just met Sarah Sloan who is totally awesome and gorgeous!
@ and I just got felt up by Nina Hartley OMFG!

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Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-11

Author: Ellie
Filed under: 25 Words

Thursday
Sep 11,2008

Up early and on the way to camp!
Forgot pillows so now on the way to target!
First camp sex with my amazing Jay. also, a podcast listener recognized me by my voice! So unexpected!
We saw a gorgeous cutting class/demo and are at dinner being introduced to a million people by @viviane212

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Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-10

Author: Ellie
Filed under: 25 Words

Wednesday
Sep 10,2008

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The night before a big roadtrip I find myself coating clothespins in wax. And this makes perfect sense.
I haven’t gotten half as much done as I was hoping for and I am already desperately exhausted.
@ I have been looking for someone to gift my old harness to. Email me if you are interested.
@ I said Irish soda bread: Soft interior with rough, hard exterior (but the exterior always has some cracks).
My students cajoled me into giving a speech. So I did.
Getting ready for Dark Odyssey is causing me to write weird texts to @eternal42. The latest: “power strip, feather bed, lamps” Far out!
I’ve turned Twitter auto-posting back on and scheduled posts for while I’m gone. This is a new level of productivity.
@ I am totally going to scream your name during my first camp orgasm. You know, spill a drop (of vaginal lubrication) for my homie.
I apologize to everyone that just read my last tweet. I have no street cred ;)
Watching Kennedy’s “Truth and Tolerance In America Speech”
About to go get my eyebrows did. ;) One more set of boring student speeches after that and I am free!

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Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-09

Author: Ellie
Filed under: 25 Words

Tuesday
Sep 9,2008

@ I stand by mine. Pics of a giant, messy toy stash, the most in need of your help wins. You are California Closets but for toys!
@ Ha! I have one! Not dirty messy, just messy! http://twitpic.com/4kon
@ Awesome! I’m so glad to see that.
So, the professor I slept with a few years ago is e-stalking one of my friends (that he dated) via my Facebook wall. Nice. . .
@ Jesus fucking christ. Even the reporter that called her a MILF was getting pissed at that dude.
@ It is about time! ;)
A nice heart-to-heart with a good friend has me both melancholy and optimistic. And now it is time for bed.
I want to go back to sleep but I really need to get some things accomplished today. Perhaps a pitcher of thai iced tea is in order.
I just found a small stash of dental dams in our closet full of camping gear.
@ Damn, I need to start thinking about a makeout party down here, don’t I? I know I promised you one. . .
@ Jesus christ, I thought we agreed to nix the down South jokes?
@ Need someone to help you with that?
Cool! Just got a We-Vibe to try out.
This might be my new favorite blog: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
I just bought really decadent snacks for camp and yummy drinks.
The fact that I can’t even focus on Hania coming over for dinner because I am so excited about camp says a lot. Mmm, she is gorgeous though.
@ Irish soda bread?
I was going to finish BR #22 (with @ !) tonight but I’m going to make out with Hania instead. Is that okay with all of you?

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Archive for the ‘25 Words’ Category

Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-16

Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-15

Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-14

Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-13

Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-12

Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-11

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Silly Scribbles from Sex Camp (Twitter Updates) for 2008-09-09

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